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First National Bank

Diane Griffin

FNB Flamwood or phone (018) 468 2415

 

Cillie Trust

Leaskstraat 8

(018) 462 7478

 

Gale's Estates

gales123@mweb.co.za

www.jly2.com/gales

Tel: (018) 468 3739

10 Enkeldoring

Doringkruin

 

Lindenberg & Kempff

35 Central Avenue

Klerksdorp

Tel: (018) 462 9811

Faks: (018) 462 279

 

Charmaine Jackson

3 Geoffrey Street

Wilkoppies

Tel/Fax: (018) 468 5033

 

Trio Properties

Tel: (018) 468 8574

Faks: (018) 468 5426

trioproperties@mweb.

co.za

trioproperties.co.za

 

Property Info

Tel: (018) 468 1194/5/6

Fax: (018) 468 1169

proinfo@lantic.net 

www.propertyinfo

klerksdorp.com

 

Rhona's Estates

22 Knowles Street

Klerksdorp

Wilkoppies

Tel: (018) 468 7108

www.rhonas.co.za

 

Lou Marie

Tel: (018) 468 8865

Cell: 082 493 6408

 

Strauss

Tel: (018) 462 3719

Fax: (018) 462 3710

 

Seef

Tel: (018) 468 6612

Fax: (018) 468 6612

 

EB Motor

Andersonstr/ St Voortrekkerweg

Po Box 26

Klerksdorp

2570

Tel: (018) 462 7369

Cell: 082 664 6500

Fax: (018) 464 3529

 

Dyna-Flow

2a Mahogany Avenue

Klerkindustria

Klerksdorp

Tel: (018) 462 6500

 

Netstar

Viljoen and Lombaard str.

Pienaarsdorp

Tel: (018) 462 6974

or Johan Nel: 

084 566 9010

 

Oranje Toyota

Tel: (018) 464 1501

Fax: (018) 462 5927

Kerkstraat 1

10415 Klerksdorp

2670

www.toyota.co.za

 

Rhino Linings

Klerksdorp

Kleinhansstr. 9a

Pienaarsdorp

Tel:  (018) 464 3858 

Cell: 082 666 0276

rhino@compubar.co.za

 

Bonding

6 Leask Street

Klerksdorp

Tel: (018) 462 1545/6

 

Nic's  Diesel

John Berk Avenues

Pienaarsdorp Klerksdorp

Tel: (018) 464 1741

Fax: (018) 464 4868

nicdiesl@gds.co.za 

 

Asber Motors

Parkstraat 49

Po Box 347

Tel: (018) 462 3584/5

Fax: (018) 462 2921

Bertus v.d Merwe:

083 549 5538

Carl v.d. Merwe:

082 754 7197

 

Imerial Car Wash & Valet

CNR/Kleynhands & Barend

Pienaarsdorp

Tel: (018) 464 1878

Cell: 072 236 3496

Leon: 082 494 7836

 

Executive Paint Repairs

42 Voortrekker Street

Klerksdorp

Tel: (018) 462 4714 

Cell: 082 464 2092

 

 

Fausto's Pizza

Tel: (018) 468 1586

Julio:082 963 0254

 

 

Roman's Pizza

Tel: (018) 462 7222

Flamwood walk

 

Cocomo's

072 263 3105

 

Toca

Johannesburg Road 49

082 321 7183

 

Dulux

At shop 19 Game Center Klerksdorp

Tel: (018) 462 2126

 

Your News

 

White Rhino gives birth in Reserve

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Fairy Queen : SA 2004

ARE YOU SOUTH AFRICA'S FAIRY QUEEN?

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RETHABLIE KINDER HUIS BEDERF VIR PAASFEES

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Make us Laugh and we will give you dinner Fausto ’s Urban Lounge and Your News is looking for the funniest comic trips, jokes, photos or stories you can find. 

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SAAMTREK ONNIES HOU SPANBOU

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SANBS (South African National Blood Services)  

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MODELLE ONTVANG DIPLOMAS

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SAAMTEK KWYT HULLE GOED VAN HULLE TAAK

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VAKANSIE PROGRAM BY MUSEUM

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FURNITURE WOLD  

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MOVIES

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FNB-MINI ATM

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REFLEXOLOGY

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PROTEIN POINTERS

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HERBS THE FLAVOR OF THE MILLENNIUM

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WINTER TIPS FOR YOUR POOL

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YOU'RE A WINNER!

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VAKANSIE PROGRAM / HOLIDAY PROGRAM STILFONTEIN EN KHUMA BIB

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FIRST GRAND PRIX IN BAHRAIN

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A-Z TRAVEL

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VOORKOM VERKOUES NOU!

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SO MUCH TO DO - SO LITTLE TIME

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Mampoerfees!!!

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GETTING IN SHAPE FOR YOUR HOME OWNERSHIP

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POWERBOATS IN ACTION AT THE KLERKSDORP DAM.

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White Rhino gives birth in Reserve

 

 

Staff of the Faan Meintjies Nature Reserve celebrated the birth of a baby white rhino-ceros last month.

 

Although this isn’t the first newborn for the reserve, every newborn is greeted with the same enthusiasm. The baby was named Freedom, to commemorate the 10 years of freedom in our new democracy.

 

The white rhino is the third largest land mammal, massive, stocky and with a repu­tation of being not quite as aggressive as the black rhino. Calves are born early in the dry season after a gestation period of 16 months and stays with their mothers for a period of two years, until she gives birth to the next calve. In spite of their bulk and short, stubby legs, white rhino can run remarkably fast, but only for very short distances.

 

The Executive Mayor of Klerksdorp, Dr Magome Maseke (bottom), went to take a look at the newest member of the rhino fam­ily at Faan Meintjies, who has created quite a stir in the community

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Rethabile Kinderhuis bederf vir paasfees

 

 

Saterdag, 20 Maart het die personeel van Erasmus Jooste die kinders van die Rethabile Kinderhuis behoorlik bederf.

 

Na die sukses van verlede jaar se funksie het Erasmus Jooste besluit om dit ‘n jaarlikse instelling te maak en hierdie jaar is daar besluit om die kinders uit hulle alledaagse bestaan te neem en daarom is hulle na die Riverlodge tussen Klerksdorp en Orkney geneem.

 

Vir ‘n beter dag kon hulle nie gevra het nie. Die glimlagte op die kinders se gesigte was net nog ‘n bewys dat dié dag ‘n reuse sukses was. Die son se eerste strale het skaars geskyn toe die eerste klompie kinders opdaag, almal met gesiggies wat skyn van afwagting. Die dag se program was gevul met springkastele, ‘n paassoektog vir die kleintjies, speletjies en boeresport vir die ouer kinders. Vir die tieners was daar ook “volleyball”. Die speletjies is met geesdrif gespeel en daar is gesmul aan die heerlike worsbroodjies. Die dag sou nie volmaak gewees het sonder die waterlemoengeveg nie. Later het almal hulle lywe geswaai met die danskompetisie. Om die dag af te rond het Erasmus Jooste lekkergoedpakkies en gesken-kies uitgedeel. Die Kinderhuis bedank hul borge, waarsonder die dag nie só ‘n groot sukses sou wees nie.

 

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Saamtrek onnies hou spanbou

 

Laerskool Saamtrek se personeel het onlangs hul saamtrek-vermoëns gaan verbeter op die plaas onder toesig van die hoof, mnr.Willie van Rensburg. Hier toets `n groep van die personeel en hul gades eerder die breekkrag van die vragmotor as hul eie limiete. Die dag was deurspek van groot lekker-kry plesier.

Laerskool Saamtrek se eie “RAMBO” het die personeel nog kunsies in die opvoedkunde geleer.

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Saamtrek kwyt hul goed van taak

 

 

Laerskool Saamtrek het op 13 Maart in ‘n toernooi by Laerskool Mooirivier in Potchefstroom deelgeneem. Die netbalspanne wat uitgeblink het was die o.9A’s en o.11A’s, wat hul wedstryde gewen het. Rugbyspanne wat hul wedstryde gewen het was die o.9A’s, o.10A’s en o.13A’s.

 

Johndré Denner skop pale toe vir een van sy doelskoppe tydens ‘n wedstryd teen Laerskool Parys. Die span het 27-0 gewen. Mevv. Alta van Heerden en Willa Brits  saam met die o.9A netbalspan wat hul wedstryd gewen het.

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MAMPOERFEES BESPREEK NOU VIR MAMPOERFEES

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Die jaarlikse Mampoerfees wat deur die Klerksdorpse Museum aangebied word, het al ‘n landmerk op die stad se kalender geword en dié jaar val die groot dag op 5 Junie 2004. Klerksdorpers is al bekend met Oom Jacob se sopie wat die tong behoorlik los maak en die stookketel prut alreeds volstoom om genoeg van die voggie gereed te kry.

Behalwe die mampoer-proe, sal ‘n groot aantal stalletjies meer kleur aan die dag verleen. Uitstallers kan reeds uitstalruimte bespreek om teleurstelling te voorkom. Koste vir ’n stalletjie beloop R20 en kosstalletjies R40.

Vir meer besonderhede en besprekings skakel Virginia of Leonie by

tel: (018) 462 3546

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Modelle ontvang diplomas

Angels Productions & Modeling Agency het Saterdag aand 6 Maart hul openingsfunksie

en diplomaplegtigheid gehad. Die meisies wat diplomas ontvang het vir eksamens voltooi, was Junior: Cardine Hammond, Jc Hammond, Clarissa Vos, Genevieve Steinberg en Jessica Steinberg.

Senior’s was Charlene Labuschagne,Gwendoline Beukes, Chante Muller, Amanda Du Preez, Marijke Swanepoel, Goan’fa Boshoff, Monique Kuipers, Bonnita Sczafranic, Jenny Nel en Cindy Brits.Angels se takke is tans in Stilfontein en Orkney. Petro beplan om ook ‘n tak in Klerksdorp te begin. Meisies en manne van Orkney, Stilfontein en Klerksdorp wat modelklasse wil loop kan haar kontak by 072 175 2306.Petro de Villiers, eienaar van Angels, wat spog met ‘n Internasionale diploma in Gevorderde beroepsmannekynwerk, vat kinders vanaf die ouderdom 3 jaar, tot en met 20 jaar in vir klasse.Angels bied die volgende kompetisies aan, merk dit sommer nou op jou kalender! Die pasafgelope en weghol sukses Mej Finese, Miss Autumn (Saterdag 4 April), Mej Hoërskool Orkney (Vrydag 28 Mei), Miss Ice Queen (Saterdag 26 Junie), Mej Stilfontein (Saterdag 28 Aug), Mej Orkney (Saterdag 6 Nov).Kevin & Lynette van Mike’s kitchen is die hoofborg van al Angels se groot kompetisies en Barnard en Phillip van Edventure.co.za doen die kompetisies se produksiebestuur.Heleen van La Belle Donna het die rokke vir die aand geborg. Your News sal al Angels se reklame deur die jaar doen.Angels, Mike’s Kitchen, Eventure.co.za en Your News – ‘n span om mee rekening te hou!

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SANBS (South African National Blood Services)

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Skenk bloed. Red ‘n lewe.

Om 16 te wees beteken dat jy nou oud genoeg is om by ‘n elite groep mense, wat die belangrikheid van bloedskenking besef, aan te sluit – mense wat besef dat hulle ‘n ander persoon se lewe kan red deur bloed te skenk. Indien jy só ‘n persoon is … welkom by die group.Op 16 word jy as ‘n volwassene beskou en het jy besluite om te neem. Wat jy met jou lewe doen, is ‘n aanduiding van die tipe mens wat jy is. Of jy nou ‘n beroepskeuse maak, leer om te bestuur of saam met vriende gaan vakansie hou, jy moet besluite neem oor hoe jy jou lewe gaan lei.

 

WAAROOR GAAN DIT REGTIG?

Jou skenking kan gebruik word vir operasies, miskien vir ‘n ma gedurende ‘n bevalling, of vir ‘n baba. Dit kan die lewe red van ‘n ongelukslagoffer of moontlik die lewe van ‘n vriend of familielid.Bloed bestaan uit verskei komponente wat vir die behandeling van verskillende toestande gebruik kan word bv. wonde, chirugiese prosedures, leukemie, kanker, hemofilie en anemie, om maar net ‘n paar te noem.

 

“To give blood is a privilege- to receive SAFE BLOOD is a right.”

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Vakansieprogram / Holiday Program Stilfontein & Khuma Bib

 hell Frie Benefits

 

Vakansieprogram / Holiday Program Stilfontein & Khuma Biblioteek / Library

 

 1 April

l• Poppekas / Puppet show: Die Dief

• Handwerk / Handicraft : Pasta Hangertjie / Pasta Necklace

• Storie / Story

 

8 April

• Handwerk / Handicraft : Paasmandjie / Easter Basket

• Paaseier jag / Easter egg hunt

• Storie / StoryTyd / Time 09:30 a.m.Toegang / Entrance Fee: 50cPlek / Venue:   Stilfontein & Khuma Biblioteeksaal / Library Hall

 

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VAKANSIEPROGRAM BY MUSEUM

 

 Op 8 April bied Klerkdorp Museum ‘n prettige vakansieprogram aan vir laerskoolleerlinge. Met Paasfees net om die draai, is dit die tema vir die dag. ‘n Poppekasvertoning en handwerk is op die program en die wat wil, kan hulle gesiggies soos hasies laat verf. Daar sal ook paaseiers weggesteek word wat die kinders moet soek. Elkeen moet 3 rou eiers saambring vir die eier-boere-sport.Die program begin om 09:30 en duur tot 12:00. Bespreking is noodsaaklik. Vir meer besonderhede, skakel Leonie Spangenberg by (018) 462 3546.

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FURNITURE WORLD

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Furniture World recently opened its doors on the 28th of February. According to the owner Eben Fensham and his partner Andre Barnard the shop is set to create quite a stir in Klerksdorp. They cater for one and all with a wide variety furniture, hardware, appliances, fishing equipment as well as building material.Their prices are very competitive and promise to beat any written quotation. For friendly and helpful services feel free to visit them.

 

Owner Eben Fensham (left) and Henriette Ferreira (receptionist) invite everyone to visit them for friendly and fast service.

 

21 Anderson Street in Klerksdorp Tel. (018) 462 1167 / (018) 462 5380

 

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MOVIES

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Something’s Gotta Give

Academy Award® winners Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton star in a sparkling and sophisticated romantic comedy from acclaimed writer/director Nancy Meyers (What Women Want, The Parent Trap), which proves that in matters of the heart, sometimes you can teach an old playboy new tricks. Harry Sanborn (Nicholson) is a New York music mogul with a libido much younger than his years. He has the world on a string – and a string of beautiful young girlfriends to prove it. During a romantic rendezvous with his newest girlfriend, Marin (Amanda Peet), at her mother’s Hamptons beach house, Harry develops chest pains and eventually winds up being nursed by Marin’s reluctant mother, Erica Barry (Keaton) – a successful, divorced New York playwright. In the process, Harry develops more heart pangs – the romantic kind – for Erica, a woman who is finally right for him in every way. However, some habits die hard, and when Harry hesitates to pursue Erica, his charming thirty-something doctor (Reeves) becomes smitten with her. Harry undergoes a true change of heart when he fights to win Erica back

 

Movies showing this week.

 

Something’s Gotta Give

*Fri-Thurs: 09:30, 12:00, 14:30, 17:15, 19:45, 22:15

Oh Shucks I’m Gatvol

* Fri-Thurs: 09:45, 12:15, 14:30, 17:15, 20:00, 22:15

Freaky Friday

* Fri-Thurs: 20:00, 22:15

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

* Fri-Thurs: 09:15, 12:15, 14:30, 17:15

The Last Samurai

* Fri-Thurs: 09:30, 13:30, 17:00, 20:30

The Medallion

* Fri-Thurs: 09:45, 12:15, 14:30, 20:00, 22:15

Tues :- R18/show Fri-Sun:- R25/show

 

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FNB

 

Advantages for Retails:

  • Increase number of customers

  • Increase turnover (10 – 30%)

  • Save on cash deposit fee

 

Rental: R99-00 per month, all inclusive Contract Period: 2 (two) years Rebate Structure:     1      –   50 : 25c Per

Withdrawal                151 – 250 : 50c Per

Withdrawal                251 and more : 80c

Per Withdrawal Telephone Costs:

 

The Bank will apply for a telephone line for every new application. The cost for the installation of the line, as well as all other cost relating to the telephone line will be for the bank accounts Insurance: Included in the rental, the Bank will offer the retailer insurance against robbery. Insurance cover will for the sum of R10 000 and will only apply to incidents during business hours.

 

First National Bank Mini ATM For more information contact any First National Bank or contact Elmarie on 018 464 8234 / 083 451 3946

 

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Protein Pointer

 

 

Healthy greetings to all our avid health fanatics out there. We continue our column this week with useful information on the topic of protein. Protein has been the most widely-publicized of all human nutritional needs, and this has led many people to be obsessed making sure they get enough protein. The problem is that most South Africans consume in excess of 10 grams of protein per day, which is three to five time the amount experts now say is necessary.

 

This excessive amount of protein is harmful and more physical problems are being caused by people consuming too much protein than people not getting enough protein. Several generations of school children, doctors and dieticians were taught incorrectly that we need meat, dairy and eggs for protein. The meat, dairy and eggs industries funded this ‘nutrition education’ and it became policy. Much of the evidence used to support on a claim that animal products are ideal for meeting human protein needs, was based on a now-discredited experiment on rats conducted in 1914.

Nutritionists have drastically altered their thinking about human protein needs since that infamous rat study. But this updated knowledge has been very slow in reaching the public. In the United States, official policy on human protein needs has changed so drastically that there is no longer even a minimum daily requirement for protein listed on the latest nutrition labels. The latest research shows that most people have more reasons to be concerned about medical problems caused by consuming too much protein, rather than not getting enough.

Protein is an extremely important nutrient, but when we get too much protein, or protein that we cannot digest, it causes problems. In his book, ‘Your Health, Your Choice’ Dr Ted Morter Jr. warns “In our society, one of the principal sources of physiological toxins is to much protein” It may come as quite a shock to many people trying to consume as much protein as possible to read in mayor medical journals and scientific reports that excess protein has been found to promote the growth of cancers cells and can cause liver and kidney disorders, digestive problems, gout, arthritis, calcium deficiencies (including osteoporosis) and other harmful mineral imbalances.

 It has been known for decades that population consuming high-protein, meat-based diets have higher cancer rates and lower life-spans (averaging low as 30 to 40 years), and compare to cultures subsisting on low-protein vegetarian diets (some with average life-span of more than 90 years).Numerous studies have found that animals and humans subject to high-protein; meat-based diets have a consistently higher rate of cancer development. As for humans, T Colin Campbell, a Professor of Nutritional Sciences at Cornell University and the senior science advisor to the American Institute for Cancer Research, says there is “a strong correlation between dietary protein intake and cancer of the breast, prostate, pancreas and colon.” The paradox of protein is that it is not only essential but also potentially health-destroying. Adequate amounts are vital to keeping cells healthy and on the job, but unrelenting consumption of excess dietary protein congests your cells and forces the pH of your life-sustaining fluids down to cell-stifling, disease-producing levels.

Cells overburdened with protein become toxic. Keeping in mind that our body recycles 70 percent of its proteinaceous waste and that it only loses about 23 grams of protein a day, let’s look at foods that are a good source of quality protein the body can use optimally.

Many nutritionists now feel that 20 grams of protein a day is more than enough, and about the potential of consistently consuming much more than this amount A good way of determining which foods provide sufficient protein is to consider recommendations on the percentage of our total calorie intake that should be made up of protein, and then determine which foods meet these recommendation.

They rage from the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition saying we need two and a half percent, the World Health Organization saying we need four and a half percent and the National Research Council recommending 8 percent. The 6 and 8 percent figures are more than what most people need, and these higher percentages are intended as a margin of safety. But still, these recommendations are met by many fruits and greatly exceeded by the most all vegetables. For example, the percentage of calories provided by protein in spinach is 49 percent, broccoli 45 percent, cauliflower 40 percent, lettuce 34 percent, peas 30 percent, green beans 26 percent, cucumber 24 percent, celery 21 percent, potatoes 11 percent, sweet potatoes 6 percent etc. Space is up for this edition, we will continue on this interesting yet contentious topic in two weeks. Yours for Quality Health the Fun Way!

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Voorkom verkoues nou

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VerkoueInfeksies vind meer dikwels in koue weer plaas. Somerverkoues kom algemeen voor en word ook geassosieer met sekere faktore soos lang vlugte en lugverkoeling (droë, koue lug), asook oormatige moegheid, stress, emosionele uitputting, of allergieë, maak jou meer vatbaar. Verkoues word van een persoon na ‘n ander versprei deur hoes, nies en gekontamineerde hande.

 

Daar is geen genesing vir verkoue nie.

Verkoue word deur meer as 200 verskillende virusse veroorsaak.Buiten jou immuunsisteem, wat die virus na +/- ‘n week sal vernietig, is daar geen spesifieke geneesmiddel vir die algemene verkoue nie.

 

Simptome van verkoueOns is almal bekend met die aaklige simptome van verkoue.

Simptome begin skielik, gewoonlik met ‘n keel wat brand. Daarna begin ‘n loopneus, nies en ‘n toeneus. ‘n Ligte hoes kan ontwikkel en jy voel gewoonlik moeg en siek.

 

Wenke vir by die huis…Drink baie vloeistowwe. ‘n Verhoging in liggaamstemperatuur tydens verkoue of griep kan jou laat sweet en dehidreer. Probeer om ten minste 2 liter vloeistof per dag (ongeveer 8 glase) te drink.

 

Luister na jou liggaam.

Rus en laat jou liggaam sy energie en krag herwin om die infeksie te beveg as jy siek en moeg voel. Kry vars lug.

Was jou hande gereeld en gebruik sneesdoekies wanneer jy hoes en nies.

 

Hoe kan ek my verkoue beveg?

Daar is geen spesifieke behandeling vir die algemene verkoue nie. Jou eerste doelwit is om die simptome te verlig en die duur van die infeksie te verkort. Laat jou apteker jou help om die regte behandeling vroeg te kies.Inligting verskaf deur Lautzlaan Apteek.Kontak hulle gerus vir enige advise of navrae by:(018) 468 2024 / (018) 468 1230E-pos: lautz@compharm.co.za

 

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Reflexology

 

 

Reflexology is the massage of the feet. The feet are divided into zones that represent the whole body. The massage of the nerve endings situated at the bottom of the feet triggers off a response in the body. Thorough stimulation of all reflex areas of the feet reduces stress and tension and creates a space in the recipient’s body for healing to take place. The feet are a microcosm; a micro system is one part of the body that contains a reflection of the whole body. In reflexology the body parts are reflected in miniature detail on the feet, with the front of the body on the soles and the back of the body on the top of the feet. How the feet are divided up into zones:

• The toes reflect the head

• The balls of the foot reflect the ribcage

• The fleshy instep reflects the soft abdomen

• The firm heel reflects the pelvic bone

• The anklebone reflects the hipbone

• The bony ridge on the inside of the foot reflects the spine

 

What to expect from a reflexology session

Everyone can benefit from a reflexology session including children, teenagers and adults. The purpose of reflexology is to treat the whole person, therefore a reflexologist usually starts the session off by working on the entire foot, before zoning in on an area that needs extra help. Reflexology gets the circulation going again and increases the nerve supply to all organs, creating a balancing effect that restores the body’s equilibrium.

 

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Fausto's Jokes

 

Make us Laugh and we will give you dinner

 

Fausto’s Urban Lounge and Your News is looking for the funniest comic strips, jokes, photos or stories you can find. You know how it is, everyday you sit behind your PC and friends and even people you don’t know email you the funniest stuff you have ever seen, and you sit and think, who has got the time to think of this !@#$%, and what must I do with it?  So you forward it to people you don’t really know.

 

Now is your chance to win 2 Pizzas and a Jug of Sangria from Fausto’s @ the MCC Center. Believe me no one makes Pizza like these guys. All you need to do is to mail your joke, with your contact details to us and if yours is the best out of all the entries, we will feed you and three of your friends. Free of Charge. Lekker Nê !

 

The e-mail address is jokes@yourcity.co.za  

 

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So much to do - so little time?

 

There are just not enough hours in the day and you feel as if you are being pulled in five different directions. Where will you find more time? How can you possibly deal with everything that’s coming your way?

 

There are many things you can do.

Plan ahead.

Try to avoid making three separate trips to the chemist, the video shop and the supermarket. If you know you have to organize someone to pick up your child on Thursday from soccer practice, don’t wait until Wednesday night to do something about it.

 

Stay out of office politics.

Your life is full and busy and you simply don’t have time to get worked up about what the secretary does in her two-hour lunch breaks or whether Ms A or Ms B should get the promotion.

 

Make to-do lists.

It is much easier to work your way through a list, than to try and remember frantically what the last two things were you had to do while you are stuck in the traffic or working to a deadline at the office.

 

Buy household necessities in bulk.

This will avoid desperate trips to the 24-hour-shop (read expensive) at midnight to buy toilet paper, baby food, cat food, bread, milk or headache tablets.

 

Pay bills when shopping.

Kill two birds with one stone. Or, pay them using internet banking services if you can. Pay these in advance.

 

Write down important telephone numbers.

 Storing them in your cell phone only, is not a good idea. If it gets stolen, you could be stranded and might never be able to get hold of your friend in Pofadder, or your good business contact in Newcastle, again.

 

Make permanent arrangements with domestic workers.

This cuts out the possibilities of confusion and chaos. This way, you know exactly what to expect and you can plan ahead.

 

Be pro-active with regards to health.

Take a good multivitamin and get flu shots before the winter. Don’t wait until a condition gets serious before you do something about it.

 

Get a tax consultant.

It will cost you a couple of hundred, but could save you thousands. It also cuts out the aggravation of trying to figure out the form and trying to get it in on time.

 

Learn to say ‘No’.

If you try and do too much, you will end up suffering from burnout and you will be of no use to anyone. Furthermore you will not be pleasant company. People will not dislike you for saying ‘No’ – they will rather respect you for your honesty.

 

Plan your relaxation time.

Unless this fits in somewhere in your day, you will be unable to continue functioning in the long run. You will start suffering from stress, look older and start suffering from all sorts of stress-related conditions, such as insomnia or skin problems.

 

Don’t take on unnecessary problems.

Most of us should get an honorary PHD in ‘Lying awake about someone else’s problems’. If you are not causing the problem, there is little you can do to change it.

 

Know where your keys are.

A hook near the front door for your keys could save you much time. Who hasn’t spent hours looking for the keys only to find them firmly nestled into the cushions of the couch? Take time to buy and install the hook!

 

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Getting In Shape For Home Ownership

 

 

Buying a first flat or house is scary when you have doubts about how far your income will stretch – and it is too important a step to allow it to be jeopardized by lack of proper planning.

Consequently, says Dr Piet Botha, chairman of the Nationlink estate agency group, first-time buyers should work out a realistic budget including the costs of home ownership, and try living within it before they commit to a purchase.

Financial advisors reckon a cautious monthly break­down of expenditure should include:* 25%-30% on housing;* 8%-15% on food;* 8%-10% on transport;* 5%-7% on health care;* 7%-9% on insurance/pension;* 6%-8% on clothing;* 5%-9% on entertainment; and.* 6%-10% for general savings.” This gives total expenditure, including some sav­ings, of between 70% and 98% of monthly income, and if you have the discipline to stay within these broad guidelines you’ll be well on your way to becoming a home owner,” says Botha. “And if you are still living at home with your parents you are likely to be in an even better position – able to save most of the 20 to 30 percent of income allocated to housing in the budget above and put it towards a deposit on your new home.

“This will lower your monthly home loan repayments and help take the pressure off your pay cheque once you do buy.” Botha says it is worth making sacrifices while you are young for the peace of mind and financial benefits that will flow from owning your own home.” And remember that there are nearly always new ways to save. Rather than use your car every day you may be able to catch a bus or share a lift with a colleague, for example. Packed lunches from home are bound to be cheaper than take-aways and ‘dining-in’ with friends will cost you a lot less than going to a restaurant.”

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Herbs- the flavor of the millennium!

 

You’ve watched cooking channels on TV where the world-famous chefs pick herbs with a flourish and stuff them into roast chicken or sprinkle them onto pastas to add to the taste of almost any meal. There’s no doubt about it, herbs are the flavor of the new millennium! But instead of constantly having to buy fresh herbs or cheating with the bottled variety, the best and indeed most fashionable way to get your herb fix is to grow your very own herb garden. Growing your herb garden in a big pot is a good idea, because then you can bring it inside in the winter and you can move it around to get the most sun. Most herbs grow best in full sun, but partial shade will often do. The rule of the green thumb is for the herbs to get a minimum of four to seven hours of direct sun per day. Herbs that prefer full sun include:

• Basil

• Chives

• Dill

• Oregano

• Rosemary

• Tarragon

• Thyme

 

Herbs that prefer partial shade include:

• Chervil

• Lemon balm

• Mint Drainage is very important for growing fresh herbs. Make sure the container has at least one hole in the bottom.

 

Soil solutions

Herbs will not grow in wet clay soil so use good-quality potting soil that will also ensure adequate drainage. Herbs grow best in slightly alkaline soil.

 

Be weary with water

Watering is as important as good drainage, rather water the herbs too little than too much.

 

Feeding your herbs.

The growing season for herbs stretches from August to April. During this time you have to fertilize them at least once a month. During winter, one or two doses in total will be enough.

 

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Winter tips for your pool

 

From mid-April onwards, the following steps will help you to keep your pool still sparkling during the winter months.

• Use half the quantity of Sanitizer that you normally use. Do not stop using sanitizers altogether.

• Run the filter half as long as it runs in summer.

• Brush the pool and clear the leaf trap on a regular basis. There is more debris about in winter than there is in summer.

• An excellent preventative measure is to add 1 bottle of Two Ten Blue in April, one in June and one at the end of July.

• Some pool owners choose to cover their pools with plastic covers that are readily available. This reduces the environmental impact on the water. A smaller dose of sanitizer should still be applied to ensure that algae does not take hold on the warmer winter days and that the water is bacteria-free. Note: Do not empty a swimming pool as this could cause cracks in the walls and the floor of the pool.

 

Information supplied by Fibre Tech Pools. Contact Hannes for any questions or queries on 072 435 5390.

 

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 Powerboats in action at the Klerksdorp Dam

 

 

As much as the National Ports Authority go out of their way to put on a fun-filled Port Festival aimed at the whole family, there was no love lost as the Formula 1 pilots went to war for the 7th round of their national championship series on the 27 & 28 March on the notoriously rough waters of the East London Port. With only two championship rounds left after East London, both of which will take place inland at Klerksdorp and at Bethlehem, all of the pilots was acutely aware of the significance this race carried as the season draws to a close and the title race moves into the home straight. “This will be the 13th year that the F1 mean machines have shown their stuff at the festival, and this year was the scene for as much adrenaline filled action as has ever been witnessed in East London before with it been lucky 13 for some and unlucky for others” said the F1 series promoter Jan Johnson.

A number of pilots have come to the fore as the season has progressed and non-more than the unflappable pint-sized Tim Featherstonehaugh (#2 Sentratech), ‘Fethers’ as he is known on the race circuit, hails from Port Alfred and will be going all-out as the local favourite to impress not only the spectators but also his new sponsor Sentratech with his aggressive racing style. The National Ports Authority East London’s Port Festival is all about the community becoming involved. There was plenty of excitement with junior and senior inflatable racing and development powerboat racing taking place. There was action packed amateur boxing for those who have not seen enough aggression on the water and for the more docile a music sound stage featuring local talent had the ground rocking all weekend.

 F1 Power Boating has never been as exciting or unpredictable as it is now. The focus will be on the water because with so many contenders and so many unpredictable factors and with the next two races at inland venues, The Kwikfit Klerksdorp Water Festival on the 24 and 25 April and the final race in Bethlehem on 22 and 23 May, it truly would take a very brave man to try and predict who will be this years F1 Powerboating King. Issued on behalf of Powerboat South Africa by Racing Communications. For further information please contact Jan Johnson at (011) 706-1893/58 or fax (011) 463- 2369 or on cell. 082 881 8888 or e-mail jan@racecom.co.za.

Website: www.powerboat.co.za  

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First Grand Prix for Bahrain

Bahrain International Circuit, Sakhir, Bahrain.

Bernie Ecclestone’s threat to take Formula One out of Europe as a result of restrictions on advertising and safety gains greater substance this season with the addition of two new races to the calendar. The first is the Bahrain Grand Prix, to be run at an all-new Hermann Tilke designed complex built at Sakhir in the south of the kingdom. The multipurpose facility includes six circuit configurations, the longest of which is the 5,475-km grand prix track. Lap times with the current F1 machinery are estimated at around 1 min 33 sec (210 km/h), and experts predict that the 12 turns (5 left-handed and 7 right-handers) will provide several overtaking spots, one of which should be at turn one, at the end of the 1.09 km start-finish straight.

But no-one can say for sure until 20 F1 cars are unleashed on the 17-metre wide surface. Several governments, including those of Great Britain and Australia, have warned their nationals against competing on security grounds. But Formula One community is apolitical and insists there is nothing to fear. Race distance: 57 laps, 308 km Qualifying: 3 April 09:00 - 11:15. Race starts: 4 April, 13:30 - 15:30.

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YOU’RE A WINNER!

MRS NOLA PEIRCE

Jenni from Bike Tech hands over the Street Surfer to Quinton, Ruan and Shane Peirce. The Surfer was given to the boys by their mother, Mrs Nola Peirce, who was the winner of the competition.

 

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A-Z TRAVEL

 

Zanzibar Pay for 5 stay for 7    

from R5 980 p.p. sharing         Valid till 30 Apr 04  

Includes return airfares to Zanzibar, 7 nts accom in a deluxe room at the Protea Zanzibar Beach Resort, Dinner & Breakfast daily                                                  Add-on: Ex CPT –R912, Ex DUR R604

 

Arabella Grand Hotel CPT from R2025 p.p. sharing 

Valid till 31 Aug 2004    

Includes return airfares ex DUR or JNB, 2 nts weekend accom, breakfast daily, free access to the Altira Spa, 2 days std car hire with 200 free km per day 

               

Jock Safari Lodge – Kruger Park (fly in packages)

from R3770 p.p. sharing –fly in ex JNB

from R4966 p.p. sharing – fly in ex CPT

from R4374 p.p. sharing – fly in ex DUR

Includes return airfare, 2 nts luxury accom, all meals, teas & coffees, 2 game activities per day, 2 days car hire

 

8 nt escorted China Tour from R16 500p.p. sharing 

Valid 1 Feb – 31 Mar 2004                                               Itinerary available upon request

Includes return airfares ex JNB, all internal flights, transfers between airports, hotels & sightseeing points, 8 nts accom in Superior or Deluxe Hotels on a B&B basis, 8 dinners, 7 lunches & 2 evening shows, English speaking guides & Absolute escort throughout, tipping, gratuities, porterage & hotel and restaurant service charges 

Ireland Self Drive from R2535 p.p. sharing 

Valid 2 Feb – 31 Mar 2004

Includes 7 nts Discover Ireland B&B (Go as you please), 7 days car hire (Ford Fiesta 4 door), pick up and drop off - Dublin

QE2 CPT to Southampton from R14 235 p.p. sharing 

Sailing date:  6 Apr 2004    

Includes FREE return flights ex JNB to CPT, return flight LON to JNB,  13 nts on board the QE2 in cat M5 (shared bunk beds), all meals & entertainment on board, Stopovers at Walvis Bay, Las Palmas, Canary Island, Lisbon, Portugal            Add-on: Ex CPT – R320, Ex DUR – R210 

 

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